"F**k You" "No, Fuck You!"

Fuck Of the 600,000 plus words in the English language fuck is probably one of the most versatile and the most used. Yet for some bloody reason it remains the most censored, something I can't quite wrap my head around it. I could go go on and on about how words are simply sounds clumped together for communication. I could go on and on about how these hodgepodges of noise mean nothing without the meaning behind them, their syntax and situation, their semantics. That, however, is really for another time and place. (In this case, another article) What I wish to talk about is how pointlessly ignorant censoring words like fuck, ass, cock, shit, god damn, and hobo really is. You may have noticed that whenever these words are used on television they're bleeped out. Despite this it's hardly ever impossible to figure out the phrase used. It really is just censorship for the retarded.

Jokers are Wild!

Can everyone please stop attacking Nicholson's Joker just because there's a new Joker in town? I know that Nicholson gets this reputation for "Jack playing Jack", but anyone who's ever picked up a Batman comic with the Joker in it in the past decade or so and has seen Nicholson's performance should see that he was pretty dead on: a psychotic, sadistic, egotistical mass murderer with a flair for the theatrical. Will the late Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight surpass this? Maybe. Probably. I have a feeling that The Dark Knight is going to be the best Batman movie ever made, even better than the animated Mask of the Phantasm. Still, let's not deny how good Burton's original Batman movie was, and it's not just out of nostalgia. It was a great movie. Not perfect, but great. I like it more than Begins, even, if just a little.

RIP Don S. Davis

Don S. Davis, best known in his roll as Major General George Hammond in the TV series Stargate SG-1 has passed. It occurred early on Sunday, June 29th due to a massive heart attack.

Batman: Gotham Knight, a delicious appetizer

Any fan of Batman's latest reincarnation following Batman Begins and the upcoming Dark Knight will want to check out the straight to DVD release of Batman: Gotham Knight. Yet another great release from DC Comic's animated movie release Gotham Knight takes a cue from the Animatrix and presents six short stories. Fortunately for use Gotham Knight doesn't suffer from the grueling flaws in the Animatrix.

Sterilize Americans- Enough McChildren

I'm getting pretty tired of these selfish parents who have six, seven children, when they cannot possibly provide or care for them all. These are the same heinous fuckwits who get touchy when you tell them that perhaps more judicious reproduction on their part might've saved society the burden of having to cradle their greasy American shit spawns. God forbid, anyone should act responsibly and reproduce only within their means. More to the point, god forbid anyone even mention that they're burdening society! Why, you'll be accused of fascism! Of trying to control another person's choices.

Fuck them. Beat them in public.

You know those shitty "Movie" movies?

Ever wish you could write the studio and writer behind such amazing movies as Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans? What about the soon to be box office topper, Disaster Movie? (No, I'm not joking. It's a real movie.) Well if this sounds like you, and I know it does, I've got some awesome information for you! Jason Friedberg (Awesome Writer Guy) 10201 W Pico Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90064-2606 (310) 369-1000 Lionsgate Entertainment‎ (Awesome Production Company) 4553 Glencoe Ave, Marina Del Rey, CA (310) 314-2000‎ If you contact these offices please show respect and restraint in your praise. via http://zip.4chan.org/tv/res/1469102.html#1474040 But please, nothing distasteful! Only well deserved acclaim!

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